正文
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.
But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss.
She was lacked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed.
She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love, and true love's first kiss...
(Laughing)
Like that's ever gonna happen.
译文
从前有一位可爱的公主。
但是她身上有一种可怕的魔法，只有爱的初吻才可以解除。
她被锁在一座由一条喷火龙看守着的城堡里。
有很多勇敢的骑士曾经企图把
她从这座可怕的监狱里救出来，但没有一个成功。
她在喷火龙看守着的地方，在城堡最高的房间里，等待着她的真爱，以及真爱的初吻……
（笑声）
说得好像真的似的。
